++ text extracted from the demo "Vector Bobs" by Hypnosis (1990) ++ ++ text not displayed ++ hej ditt glada svin3 ++ other text (not displayed) ++ Hej ditt glada ollon.... har du verkligen decrunchat denna djavla gnu-kod vanligen: HCDD date: 900420 Teleborg, Vaxjo, SWEDEN, ++ Other text HELLO AND WELCOME TO A NEW INTERACTIVE HYPNOSIS PRODUCTION. WE START WITH THE SPECIAL GREETINGS IN NO SPECIAL ORDER: THE LINK (SAY CHEEEEESE) --- CONQUEROR OF MIRACLE (GREET, GREET) --- MAX OF DEFJAM (THANX!) --- GOOFY OF SILENTS(?) --- ULF GRAHN (NEURALA GNUER...) --- CELEBRANDIL OF FAIRLIGHT (DET GUUUNGAR...) --- MR GURK OF PHENOMENA (AZID...) AND MR NONAME OF EXTACY (THANX FOR LETTING US ASSEMBLE USING YOUR MACHINE!) BY THE WAY, GUESS WHICH OBJECT WE CALL 'THE DILDO-MAN'. AT THIS MOMENT WE'RE SITTING IN A ROOM FULL OF NOISE. THE ROOM IN QUESTION IS IN GOTHENBURG, CLOSE TO 'SCANDINAVIUM'. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE AT THE AMIGA EASTER CONFERENCE 1990 ARRANGED BY FAIRLIGHT, HORIZON & MIRACLE. US WRITING ARE SCIZO & LURRKY (OR, LURRKY & SCIZO) AND WE'RE THE CODERS OF THIS HYPNOSIS PRODUCTION. IN FACT, WE'RE THE ONLY CODERS OF HYPNOSIS... SO, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SKILLFUL CODERS. AS A MEMBER OF HYPNOSIS YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK LIKE A MANIAC, BUT THE THINGS YOU RELEASE OUGHT TO BE TOP QUALITY !!! WHAT NOW? IF YOU FEEL LIKE CONTACTING HYPNOSIS CODE DEVELOPMENT DIVISION (HCDD) THEN WRITE TO: HCDD , ALMS V 9 , S-36040 ROTTNE , SWEDEN. OBS! CODERS ONLY! OBS! THIS ALSO APPLIES IF YOU WANNA HAVE AN INTRO (OR SOMETHING (ANYTHING?)) FOR YOUR SOFTWARE COMPANY. DO WRITE!!! OR CALL: +46 - (0)470 - 91764. IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE AN ARGASM NEWER THAN V1.01 , PLEASE CALL. HEY SWAPPERS, DON'T GET DISAPPOINTED: THE SWAPPING ADDRESS IS: LARS C (ROCKET), ORMESBERGA, S-34036 MOHEDA, SWEDEN. YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH, OR AS THEY SAY IN THE BRITTISH ARMY, 'GET A FUCKING MOVE ON, SHOW SOME FUCKING SENSE. LEARN THE MANLY FUCKING ART OF SELF-DE-FUCKING-FENSE.' NOW, WE'RE OUT OF FUCKINGS. AND YOU... IF YOU WANNA READ A SERIOUS SCROLL, READ THE TECH-PAGE SCROLL-TEXT. THIS SCROLL WILL SOON FLIP OUT!!! ((SOON)(ER OR LATER THIS WOULD HAPPEN)) FLIP-FLIP-FLIP ENVIRONMENTAL INFO: (GNUFITTA) ELLER 'NATURRUTAN': UR NATUREN FAR VI VISSA RAVAROR SASOM MAT, MASSAVED OCH MAKADAM. I DE HAL SOM DARVID UPPSTAR LAGGER VI T EX GAMLA JARNSANGAR, POTATISSKAL OCH BILDACK. DETTA KALLAS KRETSLOPPEET I NATUREN. I NATUREN FINNS DET LAPPAR, CAMPINGTURISTER OCH DJUR. DJUR AR EN SORTS KOMPLICERADE KVICKSILVERFORENINGAR SOM I VISSA FALL FORTFARANDE HAR RORELSEFORMAGA. EN DEL DJUR KAN FLYGA. AR DE SMA BEHOVER MAN INTE BRY SIG OM VAD DE HETER, DET AR BARA ATT SPRAYA. AR DE STORRE KALLAS DE FAGLAR, OCH MOT DEM HAR INGET EFFEKTIVT SPRAYMEDEL FRAMSTALLTS, UTAN BARA LANGSAMT VERKANDE MEDEL. FAGLAR FOREKOMMER FRAMST I MOTORER PA JETPLAN, I TJOCKOLJEBALTEN SAMT I SMA DRIVOR NEDANFOR KRAFTLEDNINGAR OCH FYRTORN. I NATUREN FINNS OCKSA SMA GRONA DJUR SOM INTE KAN RORA PA SIG, DE KALLAS VAXTER. TILL VAXTERNA HOR BLAND ANNAT JULGRAN, PELARGON OCH HO (SANT DARINGA JUCKEL SOM KOSSORNA ATER PA VINTERN). (VARNING FOR FORVAXLINAR: SMA GRONA DJUR SOM INTE ROR PA SIG KAN VARA FORGIFTADE GRONFINKAR.) END OF SWEDISH CRAP IN THE 'EGO-SCROLL'. END FINITO SHIT -------- WRAP -------- ++ other text HEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP![[ (HUH WHAT WAS THAT??) HI AND VERY WELCOME TO THE HELP PAGE OF THIS DEMO. IF YOU LOOK BELOW YOU CAN SEE SOME INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO 'PLAY' WITH THIS DEMO. HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT [][ IN THIS SCROLLER WILL THIS APPEAR: GREETINGS, MESSAGES, CONTACT ADDRESS AND VARIOUS BULLSHIT FROM ROCKET, TRINTY, DEEJAY AND AZID BARON. THIS SCROLLY WILL BE QUITE LONG SO WE SUGGEST YOU BRING YOUR SLEEPING BAG AND A BIIIIIIG COKE ! HYPNOSIS MEMBERS AT THIS PARTY IN GOTHENBURG ARE: LURRKY, ROCKET, SCIZO AND TRINTY. I (ROCKET) IS PLACED IN A ROOM WITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT SOUNDS AND NOISES....AND WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THIS DEMO. NEXT TO ME IS TRINTY IN HARD WORK WITH SOME EASTER-EGGS[]!!!?! WE THINK THAT IT WILL BE QUITE MANY NICE DEMOS RELEASED HERE WHEN THE DEMO COMPO STARTS. WE HOPE TO BE AMONG THE TOP 5. I HOPE YOU LIKE OUR OBJECTS. SOME ARE VERY ORIGIANL! YO! ROCKET'S WRITING AND I'M PLACED AT THE TOP (AND ELITE'S) FLOOR ON THE FAIRLIGHT - HORIZON - MIRACLE PARTY. THE DATE FOR THIS PURE BULL IS 13TH OF APRIL 1990 AND THIS DEMO IS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED THE 15TH OF APRIL. WELL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PARTY REPORT? WE CAME TO THIS PARTY YESTERDAY AT 15 O CLOCK. WE BEGAN TO FIX THIS DEMO RIGHT AWAY. SO FAR I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY REALLY HOT STUFF AROUND, SO THE PARTY IS C A L M. SOME FAMOUS GROUPS ARE PLACED AT THIS PARTY , FOR EXAMPLE...SCOOPEX, SILENTS, DEFJAM, RED SECTOR, TRILOGY PLUS SOME MORE I THINK. YEAH! I THINK IT'S TIME TO SEND SOME PERSONAL HELLOS TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS .... PREDATOR OF SILVER HAWKS (HI! YOU ARE STILL THE COOLEST AROUND! SEND SOON PAL!), FRAP OF MAGNETIC FIELDS (YO! YEAH! REALLY COOL TO TALK WITH YA'! HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO (IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, EH?) ANYWAY STAY COOL AND SEND SOON), BOBA FETT OF MASTER CREW (YO MATE! THANX FOR THE PHOTO (I HAD A REALLY GOOD LAUGH (JOKING) SEND THE MUSIC AND MORE HOT AMIGA WAREZ SOON...), WIDOWMAKER OF ANIMATE (HELLO! KEEP UP YOUR FAST SENDINGS!), HOT OF CAVE (YO FRIEND! THANX FOR ALWAYS COOL STUFF! KEEP IT UP!) MUTANT OF DUAL CREW (TRINTY'S SPECIAL...) SNUSKBUSKE OF H2O (ALSO TRINTY'S...) OKEY! THAT WAS THE MESSAGES FOR TODAY FROM ME (ROCKET). OFCOURSE A GREET TO ALL MY OTHER CONTACTS AS WELL!!! OK! LETS GO FOR THE GREETINGS.... HYPNOSIS SENDS THEIR BEST GOLDEN SHINING RED HOT HYPNOS HELLOS TO: ANIMATE, ALIVE, ALPHA FLIGHT, ARMADA, AURORA, ALTAIR, AREA 08, AMAZE, ARCADIA, BLACK MONKS, CAVE, CELTIC, CRYPTIC U.K, DEFJAM-CCS-ACC, DEPECHE MODE, DUECOM, DISKNET, D-MOB, DUAL CREW, ELECTRONIC ARTISTS, ENEMIES, ESA, EXTACY, ESCAPE, EXXUS, FAIRLIGHT, FLASH PRODUCTIONS, FRAXION, FREEDOM FORCE AND A.I, GREEN LIGHT, GATE, HUMANOIDS, HORIZON, IT, KEFRENS, MAGNETIC FIELDS, MASTER CREW, MEGA POWERS, MIRACLE U.K, NIGHTMARE, NORTH STAR, NORDIK BYTES, NECATRIX, PARANOIMIA, PHAZE 101, PHENOMENA, PUSSY, PLEXUS, PASSION, QUADLITE, REBELS (SWEDEN AND DENMARK), RIGOR MORTIS, RAZOR 1911, RED SECTOR INC., REVOLUTION, SCOOPEX, SETROX, SPECTRE, SILVER HAWKS, SIRIUS CYBERNETICS CORP., STARFORCE OF ACCUMULATORS, SUBWAY, SUNSHINE, SUPREME, SILENTS, SCIENCE 451, SECURITATE, TRC, TSF, TOUCH-ARMADA, TRON, TOP SWAP, TSS, THE MAGIC ARTS, THE SCORPIONS, TARTAN ARMY, THE LINK, VISION, VISION FACTORY, VORTEX 42, VDM, WHOOP, WIZZCAT, X-BEAT, YDEX, ZYX...... I'M VERY SORRY FOR THOSE I HAVE FORGOTTEN! FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US AT: LARS.C, ORMESBERGA, S-340 36 MOHEDA, SWEDEN. OR WHY NOT CALL ME AT: 46 (0)472 760 37 (ASK FOR LARS). [[[[[ AND PLEEEEEEZ ONLY ELITE DUDEZ [[[[[ OFCOURSE I HAVE SOME FUCKINGS TO DELIVER AND THEY GO STRAIGHT AWAY TO: DISKFIXER OF BEYOND 2000, DMC, CSN OF CRIONICS AND HYDE OF COMPLEX: YOU'D ALL BETTER SEND BACK MY DISKS RIGHT AWAY!! SEND OR JUST STAY LAAAAAAAME! OK! GOTTA DASH DUDEZ! SEE YA' ALL LATER ON..... DeeJay speaking! I am sorry I'm not present at this party! I wish I had HAD time TO BE PRESENT BUT I haD to do my so called 'specialarbete'. I am also sorry 'bout da music! It's not what I wanted U to hear, but I had to do something in a very short time, and this is the result! U may turn the volume down! Anyway, the name of the song is 'Tibetanska gurkors fortplantning och samlevnad vid sekelskiftet' and it is 110k long. My greetings go to everybody except those I don't greet (Jag orkar inte rabbla upp en massa namn! Men ta inte illa upp!). However, my supermegafuckingblasterzizopuffmulti... (20 minutes later) ...specialspecial-greetings go to... Myself, Myself, all members of Hypnosis! (tjoflute!), all our contacts!, all members of Hypnosis, all members of Hypnosis (ever heard 'bout Deja Vu?), my classmates, my cousin John, Putte, my cat Lucas, my little black and white 0.5 pen, all my ST-00 disks... ...Tintin och kapten Milou och alla flicker o pojker jeg tjenner! And now something completely different. It's...... 'DeeJay's did you know corner'! (DeeJays mys och pys horna). I bet you have been reading scrollys for hours and hours getting nix out of it (like my scrollpart so far!). However, 'DeeJay's did you know corner' (ddykc!) is the dawn of a new era. DDYKC a serie that will give you useful information about everything in life, facts that has already been used by thousands of satisfajda norrmen och finnmen. Knowledge is power. Power is knowledge. Every 'DDYKC' contains approximately ten things U should know. If you are the intelligent boy or girl or man or woman or lady U say U are, you memorize all the cool facts, and you will be able to show off your teacher, girlfriend or whomever. More 'DDYKS's are to come, have no doubt! Remember, U are not fully learned after just one (1) DDYKC so don't fool around in the streets! The DDYKC sport is just like karate or any similar sport, so please don't fool around! OK? Now, let's start! Ready... Steady... ...... (fooled you!)..... go! go! (fooled you twice!) go! 1. Did U know that 87 percent of our milk is water? Mmmm, manga procent blir det... The milk I refer to is the one arla is producing) 2 (two). Almost every language in the world spells 'mother' with an 'm' in the beginning! Hej till m-m-m-mamma! (Hehe!) 3. Did you know I was constructing an ant aids-virus last summer? (Got that? Not 'anti aids' but 'aids for ants'! You see, I hate ants more than you hate 'Guru meditation'!) The reason why I never fulfilled this project is that school started... However, if you are interested in this virus you can always send me money, and i will get back to work! 4. A giraffe (giraff) can lick it's own ears! Yummie! A giraffe is also able to stay without water longer than a camel (kamel). (men gnuer da? vet ej, sorry!). 5. There are more headshrinkers (huvudkrympare) than postmen in America (Amerika). Probably you didn't know that but you weren't surprised, were you? 6. Did you know that tennis was invented by french monks? (Schwischt!) All U people who thought bjorn borg invented this sport are w r o n g ! (probably you are lamers tOo!) 7. It takes about 40 minutes to boil an egg of a ostrich (struts). My source doesn't tell anything about the yolk (eggula) but I think it is hard-boiled. If you ever boil an egg of an ostrich for 40 minutes, please let me know about the consistency of the yolk! 8. Did you know that I, deejay, has started to collect Amigas? No, you did not. So far, I am the proud possessor of one (1) amiga 500. Contributions are welcome. 9. The wise men in old China (and the not so very wise men too) thought sperm came from the brains! Today most people know better. 10. Snails can sleep for three (3) years! I can only sleep for twelve hours but i am practising in the weekends! Now the first DDYKC has come to an end, but stay cool! 'deejay's did you know corner' is back on the monitor, the same deejaychannel, the same deejaytime! da da da da da da da da D e e J a y ! This is still DeeJay speaking but now I have been in the bathroom for three (3) minutes. MEN! Det visste inte ni for att om jag helt plotsligt skulle go ifron datorn medan jag skrev denna scrollen skulle det inte merkas! Jag kan go herifron i en halvtimme om jag so vill men ni har inte en (1) chans att merka det i alla fall! Detta beror po att cursorn stor kvar po samma stelle hela tiden! Nar jag kommer tillbake for att sette mej o skrive stor denna deringa cursorn kvar exakt dar jag lamnade den. Po monitorn alltso. Hur fan skulle det se ut om cursorn tog en paus och hoppade ivag ett par meningar helt plotsligt! Hu vad hemskt det skulle va! Jag vagar nestan inte tenka po det! Tur har man! nu har min text egentligen varit slut for manga meningar sedan men bara for att fylla ut kommer nu ennu meringa skit. Skiten i fraga er bara lite trams som finns i min hjerna. Det kan bli lite leskigt ibland so sitt gerna med din mamma eller pappa. om ni vill kan ni ju titta bort okkso! VArning!!!! det finns faktiskt direkt barn-olempliga avsnitt! (Blunda nu Marga-Greta Persson) Se upp! Nu borjar det! (noisetracker e best, futurecomposer e bare tjempitt, arne weise lever, skolmaten lever, jesus lever inte, idag blir det lever och potatis, livets ords ledning borde skjutas (vet hut Ekman! Anders Bjorks not.), Batman e fet, Carl Bildt skall tatuera sig pa hakan, Arjeplog e bara skit, Hovmantorp e best och Noisetracker okkso, Kungen och Silvia ska till Katmandu pa tisdag, at helvete med alla raggarejevvlar, skit i byxan Stig Malm och dra at fanders, U 137 kan ta sig i bakre torpedmynningen, st-01 ska bara ta och spola ner sig pa toa, Gorbatjov har peruk, Kjell-Olof Feldt har tre (3) (en vit, en gra och en som han inte visar), Fred Flintstone ar mano-depressiv, tillika ar alla stadsbor i Oslo... Sa ja inte at dig att blunda Marga-Greta? VA!? Blunda sa jag!!! ...Speedway e bara for morsgrisar, styv kuling i dalarna med omnejd, fuck alla body-buildare som kekar anabola och liknande (Ha! Ni satans donickar kommer fo skeggvext pa ollonet! o pa brostet om ni e tjejer!), 4 ljudkanaler i en Amiga e for lite, marga-greta persson leser den her scrollen trots att jag sagt at henne att blunda, jag elskar glass o tjejer o synthar o taiwanesiska plastmonster, Ingvar Carlsson heter Sulan po riktigt!, Heavy Metal e bara for dom som aldrig fick leka superman nar dom var sma, nie-nyheterna e bara for lamers, goofy vill att man skall kalla honom goffy, dolly parton har bestemt sig for att spruta in silikon po 2 stellen po overkroppen, smooth criminal e bara for leksaks-gangstrar (bamse is better!), i skreckfilmen 'fladderfi--erna anfaller' spelades superfladderfi--an av ingen mindre en dolph lundgren, kokka kola e inte knark och inte hubba-bubba heller som vissa tycks tro, roger rabbit e bara tecknad (dvs han finns inte po riktigt,... ) Jag, DeeJay, har skrivit detta och tar inte avstand fron det minsta ord! Jo, Gorbatjiowf, Carl Bildt och ni andra... Jag bara skojade! Men Ekman Ekman Ekman... Din falska ansjovis! Du e inte vert ett ruttet lingon! Nej inte ens en milliliter pasteuriserad lettmjolk er du verd! Det ar sadana som du som skall nyttja vara mentalsjukhus! Vad er det for jevvla snack om att 'Gud skulle elska pengar'? och 'det konstigaste med honom er att han vill att vi skall ge bort dem, hehe...'? Du visar menniskor lika mycket hensyn som en knarklangare, din attans blodigelpengautsugare! Hoppas Gud skickar en blixt i huvvet pa dej sa att du kolavippar. Da kan du vara glad for da stiger ditt iq !!! Halleluja! Kristedomen har alltid varit ett opium for folket, ett medel att suga ut folket och du Ekman utgor knappast nogot undantag, ditt slemsvulstiga insterbandstryne! Hoppas du leser detta, syltarsel! Detta var (livets) ord och inga psalmer men detta er vad jag tycker om dig ekman! Du kanske tycker att det jag skrivit er pladder och rappakalja men jag bryr mig inte! En dag kommer du fa sona for ditt djevulska handlande! Halleluja! Nu recker det, tillbaka till amerikanska bjafset! welcome back americanos! if u want to know what this swedish stuff was about, just give me 70 dollars and your adDress all i will send you the translation. now the deejay part of this scroll is over so i just want to say... peace on you! maskrosor at alla! leve hypnosis och house och techno! see u next time! over and out! bye! auf wiedersehen! pa fjerrsyn! hej till mamma! gnu! bye bye bye ! stop. hello everybody, this is the person you all have been waiting for.... 'coz this is azid baron of hypnosis. i'm terribly sorry i couldn't come to this party but you have got to have lots of money for that kind of things, you know. well, this time i'm going to tell you a story .... a very long story.... the story of my life to be exact.................... i guess you left your monitor right now but that suits me just fine 'coz then i can start the story. it was a hot summer day and everybody knew something was going to happen. a child was to be born on the 1st of august 1974 , it was written. in the park the birds were singing beautiful songs and everybody (almost) was happy.... except for the woman called: ingergerd svensson.... SHE WAS GOING THROUGH THE WORST PAINS IN HER LIFE... SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH OF A MUSICIAN.... YOU HEARD EVERYBODY SCREAM : 'PUSH, PUSH, COME ON NOW, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!'. AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS A LITTLE BOY CAME OUT OF THE B I G HOLE!!!! AND HE SCREAMED 'I WANT AN AMIGA !!!'. NO HE DIDN'T, 'COZ IF HE HAD, THIS STORY WOULD HAVE BEEN UNNECESSARY , ALRIGHT, HE WAS A BOY AND HIS NAME WAS GOING TO BE : JOHAN SVENSSON. AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS THE PARENTS WERE STARTING TO DISCOVER THAT THIS BOY HAD SOME REALLY NICE TALENTS !!! HE COULD SING AND ACT VERY NICELY!! (OH, SHIT I THINK I'M BRAGGING ..... , EXCUSE ME FOLKS!) WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 8 YEARS OLD HE AND HIS FATHER JOINED A COMPETITION.... A SINGING COMPO... THE BOY TOOK THE BREATH OUT OF THE AUDIENCE !!! AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE OTHER COMPETITORS. HE WON LOTS OF MONEY, WHICH HIS PARENTS PUT IN A BANKACCOUNT . HE WAS (AND STILL IS) A REAL S H I T (WHEN IT COMES TO SCHOOLWORK). HIS ONLY TALENT IN SCHOOL WAS THE ENGLISH AND THE MUSIC-KNOWLEDGE. IN SCHOOL THERE WAS A BOY CALLED : ROGER ERIKSSON ........ THIS FELLOW WAS A MEMBER OF MY CLASS AND HE OWNED A COMPUTER. HE TOLD THE WHOLE CLASS ABOUT THIS ON A LESSON CALLED: 'MONDAYS POST'.... THE OTHER BOY, CALLED JOHAN (THAT'S ME!!!), WAS THRILLED OF DELIGHT WHEN HE HEARD THIS, AND ASKED IF HE COULD COME TO ROGER'S PLACE AFTER SCHOOL TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE COMPUTER. ROGER SAID IT WAS OK... AND KNOW FOR A LITTLE BREAK! ----- BREAK ----- OK EVERYBODY, I'M BACK AGAIN............BY THEN WE WERE AT ROGER' PLACE. I WENT INTO HIS ROOM.... AND THERE IT WAS, STANDING ON THE TABLE WITH THE BLACK AND WHITE TV SET BEHIND IT.... THE REVOLUTIONARY C64....16 COLORS, 8 SPRITES AND BOTH CASSETTE AND DISKSAVING UTILITIES. THE FIRST THING WE DID WAS TO PLAY CHOPLIFTER.... WOOOOOW WHAT GRAPHICS! IT WAS THE MOST EXCITING DAY OF MY LIFE (SO FAR!) . WE JUST SAT THERE FOR HOURS AND HOURS. WE KEPT DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, UNTIL ONE DAY, IT WAS MY 11TH YEAR BIRTHDAY. THERE WAS A HARD PACKAGE AMONG THE SOFT ONES!!!!! I THREW MYSELF ON THE FLOOR AND TORE THE PAPER OFF!!! AND THERE IT WAS, MY OOOOOWN COMMODORE 64! I WAS SO HAPPY THAT I CRIED! (FY PA SIG STORA KARLN!!!!) AND NOW A COMMERCIAL BREAK: IF YOU WANT SWEDISH MEATBALLS.........BUY SWEDISH MEATBALLS! YOOOOOO! I'M BACK AGAIN!!! BACK TO THE STORY. I IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO CLICK ON THE (SO CALLED) KEYBOARD!!! AND I READ THE WORTHLESS 'USER'S MANUAL'......AND I STARTED TO LEARN BASIC (VERY SLOW COZ I'M NOT THE CODER TYPE OF PERSON, YOU KNOW!!!). ONE DAY ROGER CAME TO ME WITH A DISK FILLED WITH DEMOS!!!!!!!!! (I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS THEN!) THE DEMOS ON THE DISK WERE MADE BY 1001 CREW. OOOOOOH! I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE MUSIC!!!!!! IT WAS ABSOLUTLY FAB!!!!! SO I SAT THERE WATCHING DEMOS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. TIME PASSED.....AND TIME PASSED AGAIN!!!!! BY NOW I HAD ACHIEVED THE AGE OF 13. WHEN ONE DAY, ROGER AND I WENT OUT FOR A SHOPPING TOUR IN THE B I G CITY OF RYDAHOLM!!!! ANYWAY I WENT INTO THE V E R Y LARGE SHOP CALLED: KONSUM AND BOUGHT AN ICECREAM, WHILE ROGER WAITED IN THE (SO CALLED) LOBBY OF THE SHOP. WHEN I ENTERED THE LOBBY LATER ON, ROGER WAS PULLING MY ARM AND HE WAS ALMOST GREEN IN HIS FACE, I TOOK A GOOD HOLD OF HIM AND SHOOK HIM A BIT......AND THEN I ASKED WHAT THE HELL HE WANTED TO SAY? ROGER SCREAMED: 'SOMEONE IS SELLING A FULLY EQUIPED A-500, FOR 5000 SKR!!!'. WOOOOOW, I HAD HEARD ABOUT THE WONDERFUL AMIGA BEFORE, FROM MY FRIEND JAN ANDERSSON (SOON TO BECOME THE DRIVER)..... I WENT ON HOME TALKING TO ROGER ABOUT THE AMIGA, ROGER LIKED THE AMIGA TOO, BUT HE BOUGHT A COPAM-AT LATER ON. BY THE WAY......HOW IS IT GOING IN GAVLE PAL?????? CALL ME SOMETIME!!!! BACK TO THE STORY..... BY THIS TIME WE WERE AT MY PLACE, AND THERE SHE WAS --- THE MONEYKEEPER!!!! (MY MOTHER). THE ONLY THING I SAID WAS THAT THERE WAS SOMEONE SELLING AN AMIGA 500. WELL THEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK, SHE SAID..... AFTER THIS LOOK WE DECIDED TO BUY THE COMPUTER. BUT MY FATHER THOUGT THAT THE COMPUTER WAS TOO EXPENSIVE, SO HE BARGAINED THE PRICE DOWN TO (BELIVE IT OR NOT) 3000 SKR, AND WITH THE COMPUTER I GOT 150 DISKS AND 2 JOYSTICKS (THAT'S WHAT PARENTS ARE FOR, DEAR COMPUTER FREAKS!) WELL, TIME PASSED AND I WAS BEGINNING TO LEARN THE AMIGA QUITE WELL. I GOT LOTS OF GAMES FROM A DUDE CALLED JAN ANDERSSON (THE DRIVER), AND ONE DAY HE SAID THAT HE HAD A MUSIC PROGRAM THAT WOULD BEAT EVEN SONICS!!! (HEHE...) MY COMMENT WHEN I HEARD THIS WAS : WOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! I RAN OVER TO JAN'S PLACE AND HAD MY FIRST LOOK AT THE : SOUNDTRACKER ............ IT WAS WONDERFUL!!!!!!! MORE TIME PASSED AND I RIPPED SOUNDTRACKER TUNES LIKE A MANIAC TO GET SOME SAMPLES. AFTER ONE WEEK I HAD MADE MY FIRST SONG CALLED: 'TURE SVETTBRALLA 1.' THIS SONG WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE (BUT I WAS PROUD OF IT ANYWAY). ONE DAY JAN CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO MEET ONE OF HIS CONTACTS, A DUDE WHO CALLED HIMSELF -- ROCKET. I PLAYED MY TUNES FOR HIM AND HE LIIIIKED THEM. AT THIS TIME THE DEAR LITTLE, SWEET, INNOCENT ROCKET WAS A MEMBER OF THE TOTALLY LAME GROUP CALLED THE SWEDISH FORCE (HJAAAAAALP URGGGGG), WHILE I WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF MY OWN LAME GROUP CALLED: R.I.P. THE ONLY THING I RELEASED WAS A MUSIC DISC WITH SEVEN OR EIGHT OF MY TUNES. AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS I HAD CONVINCED ROCKET TO JOIN ME IN R.I.P. BUT R.I.P. DIED AND WE STARTED A NEW GROUP CALLED: BNC (BONECRUNCHERS). WE STARTED TO RELEASE A LOT OF DEMO- AND UTILITYCOLLECTIONS AND A COUPLE OF DISKS WITH MY MUSIC. ON A SUNNY DAY IN 1989 FANCY OF HYPNOOSIS CALLED ME TO ASK IF I WANTED TO JOIN 'EM. I SAID YES, ON ONE CONDITION, THAT ROCKET COULD JOIN IN TOO. HE AGREED AND WE WERE MEMBERS OF HYPNOOSIS!!!!!!!!!! BUT DUDE FANCY FUCKED THE WHOLE THING UP AND THE GROUP SPLIT (SAD!!!). NOW I GOT REALLY MESSED UP IN MY BRAIN AND I TOOK THE THING IN MY OWN HANDS (DON'T LAUGH YOU PERVERTS!) THE GROUP'S BUSINESS, OF COURSE. I CALLED THE OTHER DUDES THAT WHERE IN HYPNOOSIS AT THAT TIME AND SAID THAT I WANTED THE GROUP TO STAY ALIVE. THESE DUDES WERE NOT TOO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS (SO I HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN) AND CALLED MR.GURK OF PHENOMENA TO HAVE AN INVITATION TO THEIR COPY PARY IN ARBOGA. AND THIS NICE FELLOW SENT ME ONE IMMEDIATELY (THANKS GURKIS!) . WHEN WE WERE AT THIS PARTY THE FORMER MEMBERS APPEARED AT THE DOORS OF THE SCHOOL. AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES OF TALK WE DECIDED TO BUILD THE GROUP UP AGAIN (BUT NOW WE HAD FUCKED UP THE EXTRA 'O' IN HYPNOOSIS, SO WE WERE NOW CALLED HYPNOSIS !!!!!!! AND THE RESULT OF THIS GROUP IS THE DEMO YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!! AND THAT'S NOT SO BAD EH????? I MEAN THE BALLS OF 'COZ !!! PHEEEEEUUUUUU! THE STORY IS OVER. I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO THE MEMBERS OF THE GROUP: YOU ARE FUCKING GREAT TO WORK WITH, SO LET'S PROMISE OURSELVES THAT WE'LL NEVER SPLIT !!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BECAUSE I'M NOW SWITCHING OFF MY ALKOHOLIC BRAIN FOR THIS TIME!!!!!!!! SEE YA LATER GUYS!!!!! HEY WAIT!!!! JUST ONE MORE THING. I WANNA SEND 2 MORE MESSAGES: MARIA JOHNSON: I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!! AND YOUR GREAT TITS CALLED: ADAM AND EVE. AND TO ZIKE OF MIRACLE: F U C K Y O U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GRINNING ASSHOLE LOVER. END OF MESSAGES. BYE FROM AZID BARON. SEE YA SOME OTHER TIME. AND HERE COMES SOMETHING 'OREDIGERAT' HOST! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR...................... Hello fans!!! What fans??? Jesus FANS OF COURSE!!! i suppose i have a fan club here consisting of 1989 guys!!! I'm too fuckin' drunk too write anything, did you know that? So I'll just send off some special yipee's too the foklowing gujys: HEY MANTRONIX - active -this is just A hi to our cool americanos!!!! THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU GUYZ IN ACTIVE AMERICA! Another message is for scopopex worldwide: Keppp on your ooooood work!!! Especially thre almost russian membedrs of Scoopex: - R e w a r d - -S L A Y E R - you are the only guys at this partyn!!!!! You otherScoopoex fin,and guyz, i've ot to say yu are kind of poor guys that couldn't come to the party!!!! I'm ALMOST Passing out now, so I'll give the keyboard back to HYPNOSIS right now!!! Here them cool guys are back:......... TUDELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............. SCROLLTEXT WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS ( RAAAAP....) ++ other text WELCOME! THIS SCREEN IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU WHO WANTS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE TECHNIQUES USED IN THIS DEMO. WE DO HOPE YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL! THIS SCROLL (AND THE TEXT IN FRONT OF THE HIDDEN) WAS WRITTEN BY THE CODERS (SCIZO AND LURRKY, OR, AS WE SAID, LURRKY AND SCIZO). THE TEXT STARTING AT (I THINK) LINE $70 DESCRIBES THE CODE STEP BY STEP (WITH SOME LEAPS). WE THINK THAT MAKING SOME 68000 MACHINE CODE OUT OF THESE STEPS SHOULD BE QUITE EASY! BUT, YOU WILL HAVE TO CODE THE BOBANIMATION AND THE QUICKSORT ALL BY YOURSELF. ALMOST... HINT: MAKE YOUR OBJECT DEFINITIONS VERY LOGIC INDEED!!! AND... THE QUICKSORT (VERY FAST!!!), WELL, CONSULT YOUR NEAREST SCHRINK FOR MORE INFO (HE PROPABLY DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ANYWAY). ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT THING (FOR US, ANYWAY) WAS THE TIME LIMIT... WE HAD NONE, ALMOST! SO, WHEN YOU CODE, TAKE YOUR TIME AND (FROM THE HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY - IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT , DO READ IT!) --- DON'T PANIC ---. WE ARE NOW WORKING ON A FAST (VERY FAST!) FILLED VECTOR, THAT WILL HOPEFULLY BE FINISHED DURING THE SUMMER. WHY??? WELL, WE ARE, OF COURSE, ALSO WORKING ON A GAME (ISN'T EVERYBODY?) THAT WILL MAKE US SOME MONEY. CONCLUSION: WE (HCDD (S AND L)) ARE LOOKING FOR ONE (OR TWO) SKILLFUL CODER(S)! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK LIKE HELL, BUT WHEN YOU DO RELEASE SOMETHING IT OUGHTA BE GOOD! IT WOULD ALSO BE VERY HELPFUL IF YOU LIVED IN THE SOUTHERN OF SWEDEN SO THAT WE COULD KEEP IN TOUCH EASILY. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE THE RIGHT ONE PLEASE CONTACT US AT: HCDD, ALMS V 9, S-36040 ROTTNE, SWEDEN. ALSO, HSD (HYPNOSIS SWAPPING DEPARTMENT) IS LOOKING FOR A FAST MODEM SWAPPER. CONTACT ROCKET AT THE USUAL SWAPPING ADDRESS ! PHUUUUUU... (TIME PASSES) HI THERE... WHEN IT COMES TO THE MOVEMENT OF EACH OBJECT WE THINK IT IS QUITE FLEXIBLE (HOPE YOU LIKE IT!). THE IDEA IN QUESTION WAS LURRKY'S! WHAT IDEA? WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE ALL MOVEMENTS (NOT THE ROTATIONS, STUPID) ARE LINEAR, AND THEREFORE VERY EASY TO CODE FAST, VERY FAST. THE FOLLOWING PROBLEM WAS MAKING IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO SPECIFY EACH MOVEMENT IN A LIST. NO WORRIES, THIS IS THE STRUCTURE: TIME, SPEED. TIME IS IN RUNS THRU THE CODE AND SPEED IS SPEED! AND EVEN BETTER(?) SPEED = -1 MAKES THE SPEED ABSOLUTE AND TIME=0 MAKES THE LIST-READER RESTART ! E G ( XALIST: -1,0,10,-10,10,10 ) = (MOVE OBJECT TO CENTER X-COORDINATE, 100 TO THE LEFT (10 EACH TIME), AND 100 TO THE RIGHT (STILL 10 EACH TIME)) QUITE SIMPLE! HEY, THE BOBANIMATION IS RELATIVE TO THE LIST SPECIFYING THE PERSPECTVE TRANSFORMATION (OFCOURSE, WE DON'T USE DIVS OR DIVU (DIVS TAKES UP TO 180 CYCLES AND THAT'S NOT VERY FUNNY), BUT WE USE MULS, AND THAT'S QUITE FASTER). THAT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO THINK OF, WON'T IT? MORE OF THIS LATER, NOW SOME NORMAL SCROLL-TEXT! ' FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, HE ARE GOOD, WE IS BEST... (ENGLISH???) (STUPID, NOOO...)' END OF NORMAL SCROLL-TEXT. (LATER!) ANYWAY, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME... EHHH... SERIOUSLY... SOME SENTENCES AGO I MENTIONED THE OBJECT DEFINITIONS BY SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE LOGIC. WELL, I DON'T FEEL LIKE ARGUING SO HERE IS OUR STRUCTURE: (zanim-animb-animx-animy-animz),(no of bobs),(bobtype), (colors),(xvals),(yvals),(zvals),(xb),(yb),(zb),(xa),(ya),(za),(xr),(yr), (zr),(showtime),(0) . QUITE LOGIC??? WELL, THIS REQUIRES AN EXAMPLE. THIS IS THE CHOPPER DEFINITION (NOT(!!!) THE COORDINATES): dc.w 10101,141 dc.l flappb,flappc,flappx,flappy,flappz,flappxf,flappyf,flappzf,flappxa, flappya,flappza,flappxr,flappyr,flappzr dc.w 235,0 ............. ZZZZZ ................ NOW, SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS FROM HYPNOSIS: THE LINK (REBORN, NICE!!!, HEJ PA ER OLA OCH OSTEN) --- CELEBRANDIL (SJOSJUK?) --- MAX OF DEFJAM (THANX!) --- UFFE IN ALVESTA (YOUGHTA FINISH YA GAME!) --- MR GURK (LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR HAM-BOBS) --- GOOFY (NOLONGER SILENTS, OR ?) --- END OF THE SPECIAL GREETINGS! FOR MORE, CHECK THE HELP-SCROLL. IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS I SUPPOSE YOU WANNA KNOW WHO WE ARE. WELL, THE FOLLOWING IS THE COMPLETE LIST (900412) OF MEMBERS OF HYPNOSIS: ----- LURRKY (CODER) ----- SCIZO (CODER) ----- TRINTY (GFX) ----- AZID-BARON (MUSIC, DEMOSWAPPING) ----- ROCKET (SWAPPER) ----- DEEJAY (MUSIC, MADE THIS FABOLOUS TUNE) ----- JAN (THE DRIVER) ----- PISHACCO (EEH?) ----- THE JOKER (SAME AS PREVIOUS) ----- THAT'S IT. THAT MAKES US 9 MEMBERS OF HYPNOSIS (7 ACTIVE ONES). HEYYYY, IF YOU SEE US AT THIS CONFERENCE WE'RE WEARING SOME NICE T-SHIRTS. THE LOGO WAS DRAWN BY TRINTY AND THE PRINTING WAS ARRANGED BY ROCKET. NICE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAPPEN TO OWN A FOUR (OR SOMETHING) MEG EXPANSION BOARD AND DON'T FEEL LIKE OWNING IT NOMORE, WHY DON'T YOU SEND IT TO US. WHY?? WELL, WE HAD DIFFICULTIES ASSEMBLING THIS DEMO WITH ONLY ONE MEG (ARGASM EATS (GRUFFGRUFF) MEMORY). BUT, WE MANAGED, DIDN'T WE ? I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU'VE SPENT READING THIS TEXT, BUT I SURELY HOPE YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME READING THE 'EGO-SCROLL' (THAT'S THE ONE ON THE MAIN-SCREEN (THE SAD THING IS: IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT PAL YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO READ IT). BUT, HAVE NO FEAR, THIS TEXT WILL NOT END YET! WHILE I REMEMBER IT: LOOK OUT FOR SOON(?) COMING --- HYPNOSIS MUSIC-DISKS --- ............ ( TIME PASSES ) .............. OK. --- THIS IS NOT THE END, IT'S EVOLUTON ------ IN OTHER WORDS: THIS TEXT WILL SOON RESTART ---------------- WRAP ------------------------