++ text extracted from the "Legless Vetor Bob demo" by TSL UK (1990) ++



THE SILENTS UK PRESENT
A LEGGLESS/ABYSS/KERNI PRODUCTION
IN ASSOCIATION WITH MY DOG
CONCEPT, OBJECTS AND CODING BY (legless:note of the ripper)
SOUNDTRACK BY (Kerni:note of the ripper)
ARTWORK BY (Abyss:note of the ripper)
IN CASE YOU HADN'T GUESSED THIS IS A
V E C T O R   B O B   D E M O
IN FACT IT'S LEGGLESS'S VECTOR BOB DEMO
CODED IN A TOTAL OF TWO HOURS (BULLSHIT!!)
CONTAINING :
300K OF SOURCE CODE (MORE BULLSHIT!)
1MB OF GRAPHICS (COMPLETE BULLSHIT!)
2MB OF MUSIC (DROPS DEAD FROM BULLSHIT!)
100,000GB OF BULLSHIT (AT LAST - TRUTH!)
OH WOW, A BRITISH FLAG
NICE EFFECT THAT ISN'T IT!!?
MAKES YOU FEEL A BIT SICK THOUGH!!
(THE SAME EFFECT THAT ST'S HAVE ON ME!!)
LET'S DO SOME OTHER (BETTER?!) FX
HOW ABOUT TWISTING IT UP????
O H   W O W ! !
AND EXPLODING IT?
EASY!
OH WELL, BETTER PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
BY THE WAY, THIS IS LEGGLESS WRITING
'COS I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO WRITE IN MY
LAST DEMO! (PSYCHO MUTANT NINJA....)
IF YOU'VE SEEN THAT DEMO AND YOU ARE
WONDERING WHY IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
IT'S NAME - ASK KEF (A HIPPY!)
THIS DEMO IS TO BE ENTERED INTO THE DEMO
COMPETITION AT THE SILENTS/QUARTEX/MAYHEM
PARTY ON 7TH APRIL.....
(I HOPE ITS FINISHED BY THEN!!!!)
..........
HOPEFULLY KEF WILL BE ALONG LATER TO WRITE
SOME TEXT (SHOULD BE INTERESTING!!!!!)
THIS IS A PRETTY NICE OBJECT
BUT DON'T ASK ME WHAT THE HELL IT IS!!
'COS I ONLY DESIGNED IT!!!
OH WOW WHATS NEW AND DIFFERENT??
WELL ERR  OHHHH YEAH....
F U C K
IS THIS DEMO BRAIN BASHING OR WHAT??
THIS ERE IS KEF OF T S L   U K  (WOWOW)
HEY WOW  RITE COS EVERYTHING IS HEAVY
COS WE HAVE NO  MONEY  AND LIKE THE PARTY
IS LIKE TWO DAYS AWAY AND WE WONT BE THERE
F U C K
THIS IS HEAVY,  OH WOW  HOPE Y ALL AT THE
GIG ARE COOL AND HAPPY AS THE DAY IS LONG,
AND SO A PYRRIC VICTORY FOR THE FORCES
OF LAW CORRUPTION, AS WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
ABOUT THE LAMENESS OF THE LAW  (ANARCHY!)
HERE Y ARE LADS AND LASSES, ERES A QUICK
ONE FOR YOU, JIM DAVIDSON IS A POO CABINET
COS HIS JOKES ARE SOOOOOO OLD AND CRAP!!
AND NOW FREAX OF ALL KINDS AND WHATEVER...
SOME RAVES....     YO TO..................
JROK FOR THE COOL FREAX AND THE WHATEVER
MAZ MAN COOL WOWO YEAH MAN, JUST CHILL!!!
HLQ WOW WHY ARE YOU SO TENSE MAN CHILL OUT
ASSASSIN    VERY TENSE DUDE MAN, TAKE TIME
LEGGMAN FOR WRITING THIS LAME DEMO!!
MOLEY FOR YOUR SUIT AND WOMANS WORK  (WOW)
YO TO ALSO =RJ= MAN, COOL WORK ON MY AMIGA
CALLED FIONA (FOR THE CURIOUS) WITH HARRY
THE HARD DRIVE STICKING IN HER!!!!!!
AND LIKE NOW EVERYTING IS ON A HIGHER BIT
OF LOVE PEACE AND PACIFISM WITH A LITTLE
BIT OF LAMENESS THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE
FOR I GET TOKED AWAY, IF YOU AINT READ
PSYCO MUTANT NINJA HIPPIES ON ACID FROM
HELL
CONSIDER YOURSELF UNFIT FOR HUMANITY AND
GO UP THE TOT FOR SOME CHITS AND BEEES
AND SO BRETHREN, TAKE A NOTE OF HAPINESS
AND CHILL TO THESE COOL SONIX AND CODE
AND GAZE UPON THE STARS WHICH ENLIGHTEN
ETC ETC OH YEAH ONE LAST HI TO MR P IN
DENMARK COS I DONT KNOW WHY! OH SHIT AND
ZORRO AND JONBAG  ESPECIALLY JONBAG!!!!
(GO ON SON HAVE A TOKE FOR ME!!) (POLICE)
ARE CRAP)  YEAH RIGHTOUS BROTHERS COOL BYE
..... THANK GOD FOR THAT, HE'S GONE!!!!!!
OH WOW, THIS IS LEGGLESS BACK AGAIN
OH YEAH, SOME GREETS TO.......
JONBAG - CODED ANY DEMOS YET!!!! (?!)
HARLEQUIN - IS YOURS AS FAST AS THIS????
( C H I L L   O U T ) (I BET IT'S NOT!)
KEF - W O W   M A N !!!!!! (CHILL!)
SINBAD - WANNA BUY A MUSIC ROUTINE!???
EVERYONE AT COLLEGE - I'LL DO A VERSION
OF THIS DEMO ON THE APPLE IIE'S!!!!!!!!
MY DOG - WOOF!!
OH WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR
ANOTHER DEMO... SEE YOU IN MY NEXT PRODUCT
WHATEVER THAT MAY BE!!!!!...........
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SILENCE IS GOLDEN (WOW!) .. LEGGLESS '90